It’s time to Wake up and go NoWoke!

Here at NoWoke Telecom, we have a simple goal: Provide leading business class voice solutions while standing up to the Woke agenda and give back to those who protect us. We're not afraid to say it: We love America and appreciate those who have dedicated their time and lives to protecting everything American stands for. If you're not leveraging us…

We’re Anti-Artificial Outrage

We all have kids so we know what misplaced anger looks like. In fact, last week my child was mad at their shoe for moving "from where I put it." Pretty sure that shoe was exactly where they put it. Fortunately, our team is composed of adults who have moved past that stage in life. Instead, we focus on results…

Yelling Leftist

Woke Crowd, Stop Yelling

Hey Woke Crowd,  Just because you learned something new, doesn’t mean the rest of us didn’t already know it.  Stop Yelling!  With crystal clear voice and a top-tier national infrastructure, our business-class VoIP guarantees you can get your point across calmly and (more importantly) quietly.  Let's all calm down and enjoy a friendly conversation.  We'll bring the telecom.

Bathrooms

Our New Office Building

We are so proud to announce that we just moved into our new office digs! The previous tenant was a woke company.  There is going to need to be a lot of remodeling because it is nothing but bathrooms! At NoWoke, we really don't care how you identify as long as you show up to the office with a professional…

Dog-faced Pony Soldier

Dog-faced Pony Soldier

We don't want to name any names, but someone must have been using our competitor when they called that student a “lying, dog-faced, pony soldier.” Sounds like a bad connection. We can help with that! Our Pro-American, Business class voice solution gets the right message across every time.  Unless you're just spewing nonsensical garbage...then you're on your own. If you…

Fake News

Ah, the media…

Look, we would agree with Mainstream Media, but then we’d both be wrong.  We remember a time when the news was filled with investigated and verified facts.  Now, its like watching a daytime TV reality show where everyone is trying not to get voted off the set. At NoWoke, we prefer our facts to be...facts.  If you have to defend…

Non-Hugger CPA

Woke CPA

Sometimes the Woke mob inspires us. Our Q4 numbers weren’t looking so great so we fired our CPA and hired a new Woke-CPA. Good move – now the numbers “feel” right.  As fun as it was to write that, we hope everyone reading this realizes how absurd it is.  That's why we use the time-trusted methods of metrics, analytics, logic,…